Wow. Just. Wow.
Yes it’s vibrating Hello Kitty keychains. So the only question I have is why do you need your keychain to vibrate???
Check it out here.
Oh in case you didn’t know. It’s NFSW – Not Safe For Work.
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it’s so you can take a vibrator to work. for the long lunches, and when you just need to go to the “bathroom” to take care of “business”
Why, for when you’re on the road! Duh.
Oh great…. So not only do I have to drive with women doing their makeup and hair while texting on a cell phone, they are also playing with their kitty?
Our insurance rates are sooo going to go up.
Ok, I didn’t mean literally on the road. But when they’re on trips, and away from home! It’s rather inconspicuous, since it is a keychain, so you wouldn’t have to worry about the “Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while… it’s a dildo” scene.
The real tell tale sign is not the toy but all the spare batteries that are lugged around.
Yea, but a Hello Kitty?
Why a kids’character? That seems a little twisted.
Oh, I almost forgot this is Wingin’ It. please proceed.
OK but before I buy it I want it to have a lead paint test!!
Gary, they make Hello Kitty EVERYTHING. Except for knives. There is only one licensed bladed Hello Kitty item in existence, and it is a letter opener belonging to the head guy of Sanrio.
To paraphrase the LOLrus…
“I Mournz Mah Wingin’it!!!!”
For those of you unwise to the Lorus, Seek enlightenment here:
http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/05/01/i-can-has-cheezburger-yes/
CK that is too funny.
Of course some women will use it in the car on the way to work. I have a paramedic friend who once had two Ben Wa balls drop from a women he was pulling out of a wrecked car. (She survived) He didn’t know what they were at the time.
I just looked this thing up on Google. In Japan it is sold as
ハローキティ バイブレータ, Haroo Kiti Baibureeta and is also called the
Happy-makes my daughter-spin-toy.
According to the Uncyclopedia:
The Hello Kitty Vibrator® is most often used by Japanese schoolgirls during the long and boring periods of time (which can sometimes last to up to 10 minutes) when they are not engaged in sexual activities with tentacle monsters or each other. This is Japan’s most popular birthday present for girls aging from 3-15 years old, and older office ladies aging from 29 years old and up.
In order to bypass certain laws, the Hello Kitty Vibrator was initially marketed as a back massager. When approved, it started appearing in Japanese Hentai and pornos.
Finally, women everywhere will stop losing their keys. They’ll know exactly where they are.
THREE?!?!
long periods of time, 10 minutes?!?!
i’m moving to fucking japan.
It certainly puts in perspective how uptight the US is regarding sex. No wonder we’re all so messed up. If we would learn to get off properly, we would be a happier nation.
Work out those aggressions on yourself.
Road rage would certainly go down.
I wonder if this is the way to get around the Alabama ban on sex toys? Couldn’t you just see the ‘re-imaging’ of the Dukes of Hazard if they were in Alabama!
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jVTk0RxEEvO0n78b2XK1H8vSPXiQD8S0L3FO1
Those Duke girls sure would have their hands full delivering all the illegal items!
Yeah, the hell with Driver’s Ed, let’s get F***er’s Ed going!
you know we already have trouble here with women making turns while talking on cell phones, i don’t think this would be a good idea myself. Kansas maybe, then you just have to worry about running over a cow, or mowing down some corn field.
i don’t know about road rage going down mike, but this could be a good reason to get one of those flying cars you mentioned on slice.
tim
Lowell Says:
October 6th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I wonder if this is the way to get around the Alabama ban on sex toys? Couldn’t you just see the ‘re-imaging’ of the Dukes of Hazard if they were in Alabama!
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jVTk0RxEEvO0n78b2XK1H8vSPXiQD8S0L3FO1
Those Duke girls sure would have their hands full delivering all the illegal items
alabama has a ban on sex toys? i guess it’s cause you all have cousins to screw around with…
B… Br… Brian would you please post the new show?
i hope it’s brian who manages that, or is it alec… Mike?
i know it’s not tim, after each show he goes into a caffine and sugar induced killing spree followed by a 6 day coma, awaking just in time to plead “Not Guilty my reason of Bat Shit Crazies” and go off to join the show again and start the process over again…