How many licks does it take to get to the center of a WI3D episode?
As usual we have Michael, The Chorus of Voices ™, and beer.
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re off….
Big and Tasty saves the day? I must still be drunk.
Topic - The Almighty Schmoo - Against the law to feed the fat people in Mississippi. The entire state starves.
Wanted - Hostesses with tape measures and knowledge of using calipers.
Susie the Southern Geek on her geeky kids.
Topic - Mike talks about MST3K-ing porn.
WI3DMSTK Porn Crew Role Call!
Mike can’t remember his soft-core porn stars.
Begin the descent into Star Wars slash fiction…
Topic - Tim from Missouri a.k.a. Darcy’s Dad - Tim’s Sunday Surprise.
Farpoint yenta service. We’ll marry you or get rid of the body.
Randall is full of puns.
Jenny needs to RUN THE WI3D GAUNTLET. 15 beers, 15 scotches and herring balls!
More Lost talk - Great for DVD, not so great for live watching.
**This next bit is REALLY long. Grab a cup of coffee and go pee before listening.
Some opinionated anonymous coward throws some insults and has an overly high opinion about Lost. We at WI3D say, “Don’t be an enema bag, put your name on your opinion.”
I like how this anonymous fucktard insults pretty much EVERY sci-Fi fan and makes half ass insults at us. What a fucking dickhead.
Topic - Tosus - Episodic shows vs. Overarching stories.
Space 1999, UFO, Chuck, X-Files, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon is my Master now!
Plotonium fixes everything.
The New Knight Rider - Cool car, Emo kid.
Free Talk Time
Eliza really needs her own podcast, maybe a knitting one??
Does the new Knight Rider make us yearn for The Hoff?
Michelle Knight? Kick Ass! Way to go Debbie!
Talk about whiplash - Moving on to Senator Craig.
Mike has a Brokeback moment.
Eliza is anti-family. Garrett hates everyone.
Garrett vs. Debbie - DING!DING!
Zombie Candidate - 1, Old Man - 1, Zombie Regan - 1, Serpentor - 1, Ralph Wiggum - 1, Obama - 2
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March 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I LOVED that anonymous person mentioned. But I think they should have put their name on it as well.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
You remember the Fifth Element, that big ball of darkness and evil that causes people unfortunate enough to capture its attention to bleed some combination of oil and blood from their pores?
That happened to me listening to Big and Tasty’s St Patrick’s Day Special. Please tell Corbin Dallas to hurry up with those stones, civilization is at stake.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:25 am
While anonymous was funny, his poorly informed opinion speaks for itself.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Please, other people provide more material for the show, so that Mike doesn’t have to ask for more content. If he does, I’ll send more songs. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
March 6th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Sorry, can’t agree with the notion that drug use is self regulating cause it’ll kill them. Just consider in the meantime all the people that are robbed and/or murdered by drug dealers and addicts so they can get the money for their next fix.
Sorry, in a foul mood today and this just rubbed me wrong.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I’m almost ashamed to be from Mississippi. In the Senator’s defense, he never expected his bill to pass. He just wanted to bring attention to Mississippi’s obesity problem. The Senator that introduced the bill is a fat guy himself. Still an idiotic bill though. Besides, it’s not like people can’t get fat by eating at home.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I just about died “Its also one hell of a dry cleaning problem” omg priceless!
March 8th, 2008 at 3:33 am
People are stealing money to pay for drugs now. If it was legal, then it would be much cheaper, and a lethal dose of drugs would be in the price range of just about any junky. Once the people who can’t handle it are all dead and burried, the rest of us can breath a sigh of relief and enjoy ourselves.
March 8th, 2008 at 9:28 am
I just listened to the first 10 minutes or so of this episode, and had to shut it off. “Who needs eugenics when we have crack?” Seriously, guys? Racist. Offensive. Not funny.
March 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Guess you guys have never seen “badly dubbed porn” we get it on Sky in the UK on some weird channel or other
March 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Eugenics isn’t racist. There’s genetically inferior people of all races. *gasp* Even white people!
Eugenics is pro-active survival of the fittest. Crack, gang wars, over eaters, West Virginia inbreeding, and NASCAR wannabes are a more passive version of the same thing.
We were discussing the fact that we don’t need more Government regulation protecting idiots from themselves. What’s offensive about that?
March 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
What I find more disturbing is that you assume that crack is a black problem. Obviously that shows how much racism you feel. Personally I’ve personally known people who have used crack that are white. I’d even dated them. While socially and morally and emotionally destructive. I can still laugh at a good crack joke. The whole world needs lighten up and just learn to laugh at jokes with jokes are being told.
March 8th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Hey Debbie. I concede that strictly speaking, Eugenics isn’t about race. However, the largest Eugenics project in our epoch? Nazi Germany. I was right there with you guys through the entire discussion of the over-regulation of everything in this country. I agree, particularly with everything Mike said. Lots of folks are just too damn stupid to hog oxygen. I’m a big fan of all y’all. I like ya cuz I agree with ya. That being said, for me, the term “Eugenics” combined w/ all the baggage related to crack = a racist comment in my book.
Trucker Overdrive, I think you can be funny. I dig some of your content on Deadpan and Wingin’ It. I have to take issue with your “why can’t you take a joke” attitude here, though. Crack is a black problem, brother. Around 80% of people convicted for crack possession are African American. Around 90% of convicted crack dealers are African Americans. Crack has destroyed/is destroying our inner cities, and putting more black boys and men in jail than in school. White folks smoke/snort/shoot it too. No doubt.
I think Wingin’ It is hilarious, and have been a listener since episode one. I love the show, especially the 3D iteration. It’s one of the high points of my week, and I’ll listen to the rest of this episode when I work out in the morning. I just couldn’t not say something about how the comment in question hit this loyal listener.
As always, thanks for the great stuff.
March 8th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
You realize EssBee, that just proves the justice system is racist, not crack dealers. Crackers are crackheads, too. They just don’t do as much time. And THAT can bubble up into an entirely different conversation. Let’s not go there here . . . there . . . um . . .
I’m thinking the original line was directed more towards stupid people in general. As far as I can tell, I’m about the only one of the group that’s even a little bit racist - and that’s specifically towards the illegals that are flooding our area. That way I can argue effectively with Enormous when he starts that US keeps Mexicans as slaves crap.
I missed you all today!
March 8th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I don’t know Enormous specific stance. But there are many parallels they can be drawn between Mexicans of today and the black slaves of the past. Both were essentially brought here by wealthy individuals and corporations. Both had their movements and freedoms controlled. While blacks were captured in wars and raids. Mexicans have been marketed to. As far as people worrying about the makeup of our country and demographics changing. The fight is over. Caucasians have a negative birth rate. The only individual ethnic group that is really growing is the Latino population. Simply put its inevitable but they will become majority in this country within my lifetime. To that I say so what. Whites of had a good run. The one thing that concerns me is people the come in to this country and hold jobs that do not have legal status. Without legal status workers and consumers have no rights and due process. There are no safety controls or protections for these people. They are the perfect person for the corporations. They work for little and consume things for set prices. If they are wrong they cannot complain for fear of being kicked out of the country. Guest worker programs smacked of a second-class citizen in a country where we’re all supposed be equal regardless of race.
In comedy the sacred cow should always be killed first. If nothing else to the dorky expression on the high priests face. Freedom of speech is a zero-sum game. The second you say you shouldn’t make a joke about cancer, HIV, race, or a stinking pile of dead babies then you have denied freedom of speech. That does not mean that you have to find it funny. Our popular media and culture is being controlled by individuals instead of the majority. There have been portions of wingin it that I found personally offensive. But I believe wholeheartedly that pod casts are one of the last places where we have the ability to express free and clear thoughts without the FCC or focus groups. As a pod casting community we need to protect and save our last best hope of been offended.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Deb, the reason Mexicans come over here is becuase their economy was ruined by crooked politicans backed up by American businesses, so they have little option. People don’t risk their lives to cross the Rio Grande on a whim. Get rid of NAFTA, force American employers to pay a living wage, and the problem will start to solve itself.
March 8th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
lol! You guys aren’t gonna change my feeling about this so don’t bother. I’m a big believer in personal responsibility. Nobody forces them to sneak in illegally. There are no shackles and threats of death. Chinese immigrants, no problem. Cuban immigrants, welcome. Those people are under extreme life-threatening situations. Repeatedly sneaking into another country to make a bigger buck is not the same.
And why should the Government HERE have to do anything to improve the economy for another country? It’s called FREE MARKET. If Job A doesn’t pay enough, do something else. When Job A can’t find workers they’ll pay more. Why more Government to help a bunch of people who don’t care enough about their own country to stay there and improve IT? If all those Latinos decided to get together and take back their own country, they’d all be better off. It must be easier to sneak around and base your entire life on a lie.
March 9th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Trucker Overdrive: Amen to your second paragraph. I couldn’t agree more, yo.
March 9th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Heh. I think Enormous said it best, “Debbie hates mexicans, unless they are doing her yardwork”
Trucker - Well put.
EssBee - I’ll try to be funnier next week and keep these yahoo’s in line!
March 9th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
This may be a stupid question and I didn’t see anyone mention this on the show or here but isn’t Anonymous the group going after Scientology and this was a farce of that?
March 9th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Bill - Eliza mentioned it.
March 9th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Apparently Debbie gets her information on Mexico from Fox News.
March 10th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Ah yes, Thanks Brian you are correct. I listen to them at work so sometimes I get distracted and miss a thing or two.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Actually, Debbie seldom watches any news at all and certainly not Fox. I get my opinions from REAL LIFE. Implying I’m too stupid to make up my own mind about certain issues and must get my information from pretty little bubbleheads with their own career agenda tells me a lot about you.
Pshah
March 13th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Hey look, all I’m saying is, when people in country A messes with country B’s economy & government, country A has no right to bitch when there’s blowback. F with Mexico, Mexicans become poor and desperate, and really have only one place to go, unless of coruse they just don’t feel like feeding their kids. And then of coruse there’s the Americans who exploit them for cheap labor. I don’t hear anyone bitching about them, aside from me and Randi Rhodes. Personal responsibility does NOT include blaming the victim.