No WI3D this week.
Friday, March 7th, 2008 @ 9:11 pm
| General
Sorry folks.
Mike has been hit with the sickness he says the ONLY way to save him is to donate and buy him some magic beer.
We will be back in full force next Saturday.
March 7th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
you bastards.
i gave up a… job?… to record the live feed and you tell us NOW that there will be no show?
March 8th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Sorry gang… 101 fever, no voice, and 3 hrs of sleep. I’m in a bad way today. It’s 5am and I’m in no shape to do anything. May be heading out to Urgent Care in a couple hrs.
I’ll keep ya all posted. This came on fast.
March 8th, 2008 at 7:38 am
wow, the way brian made it sound i thought it was a joke. sorry to hear that.
March 8th, 2008 at 10:43 am
And here I am trapped in Columbus, Ohio in the snow . . . and I was looking forward to catching the live feed, sigh. Mike I hope you are feeling better and don’t have the experience that I had. I when into the ER and came home 7 days later minus my gall bladder!
March 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Hope you get better soon Mike… so I can inflict more of my songs on the general public.
March 8th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Chris – Why would I joke about something like Mike being sick and us not recording?
I’m always honest when it comes to why the show isn’t done.
March 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I noticed Mike wasn’t sounding too good during slices sci-fi voicemail show. You guys have some very scary diseases down and Phoenix. Wasn’t it just January or November when you guys got some weird kind of Captain Trips disease? I hope you guys get better. Perhaps we can all suggest books for Mike during his recovery.
My list is:
Stephen King’s The Stand
Outbreak
Germ by Robert Liparulo
“Road Guide” Lowell you rock. My wife is stuck up in Cleveland with the same crappy snow. Its passed her kneecaps on are front porch. We don’t usually get that kind of snow. I know the Canadian listeners are now laughing.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Very Good Trucker – I just figured out the theme of your list.
If you want to add a real life scare the pants off you Germ thriller, I recommend “The Hot Zone” – Richard Preston.
By the way, up here in Southern Alberta nearly all our snow is gone. Looking at boring brown grass everywhere.
March 8th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
brian- it was how you said it, not what you meant.
March 8th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
“the ONLY way to save him is to donate and buy him some magic beer.”
sounded like you guys were kidding and just wanted a saturday off from drinking to drink.
March 8th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
lets send chris to the studio and let him get sick. he gets hungry i am sure there is left over cuddle fish.
Tim
March 8th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
only teasing……..somewhat.
tim
March 9th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Chris – So you can get irony and sarcasm from text? Sweet. I wish I was able get that from just words on a page *smirk*
March 10th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Maybe if we clap real hard………oh wait that’s for tink. Sorry, my bad. hmmmmmmm, ah I got it!!! Burping!!!
Tim
March 10th, 2008 at 8:00 am
Hi Campers!
Any word about Mike?
Lowell
March 10th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Hope you feel better Mike! I’ve been out this week with a cold myself, so I know how you feel. At least I don’t feel bad about missing the live show. But I do feel bad for you, Mike. Again, feel better!
Tosus
March 10th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Monday update.
I had two VERY bad days flat on my back, with a high fever. Am up and around today, but weak as a kitten. Whatever this bug was, it got both me and Lorrie and knocked us on our asses.
I think we’re on top of it, but it will take a couple days to be back to 100%.
Thanks for all the good wishes. They were welcome.
March 10th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Mike, sorry to hear that you are sick; it sounds like the stuff that went around Houston about a month ago and it took out a good part of my coworkers around the building. Plenty of rest, fluids, and chicken noodle soup will get you better in no time at all. Get well soon!
March 10th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Michael Mennega Says:
March 10th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Monday update.
I had two VERY bad days flat on my back, with a high fever. Am up and around today, but weak as a kitten.
That seems to be going around at my work as well. okay folks here is a chance to help out, donate a little. The less stress Mike is under, the quicker he will get well. (actual proven fact in a lot of people.) I sent in a little extra, and I need to start saving for the marriage. So come on folks, you know you all love the shows. Step up to the plate. let win one for the gimp.
Tim
March 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Mike and Lorrie, I hope you are feeling better. My husband and I had something like this – knocked us flat for days, but didn’t get the kids – just before Christmas. I guess it is making its way across the lower 48. Hang in there, and drink lots of fluids and soup. Get off this computer right now and take a nap! We miss you!
Susie
March 11th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Win one for the gimp! *LOL* That’s brilliant Tim. I am so stealing that joke.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:20 am
Mike,
Hope you get feeling better soon, bud. When in doubt, play Susie the Southern Geek’s voice mails in a continuous loop. I know that makes me feel better.
Er…did I say that aloud?
Trampas
March 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
@Trampas…
I took your advice and tried that, and… I felt something…
Kinda tingly and flushed. er… warm now.
Uh yeah……
March 12th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Masturbating doesn’t help. I know, I had this same thing for five weeks.
Like I said to… somebody… get on an antibiotic, two if necessary. And be careful with the second, if you take any kind of back medication you’ll be eating dinner and halfway through it firemen will magically appear in your living room with oxygen tubes in your nose asking if you just tried to commit suicide.
Or so they say. I have absolutely no experience with that.
Oh wait, Crazy Chris can’t detect sarcasm.
I WAS LYING!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
kiss my ass…
all y’all can go to hell.
see if i ever post here again. oh wait, that would make you happy. you’ve not seen the last of me! *Evil Laugh*
March 12th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
*shifty glances*
*searches for “pen and paper”*
*begins ploting*
*Begins list*
1. Dubshack (savage beating)
2. brian (substute H2O with H2SO4)
3. Tim
4. Dubshack (thumbscrews)
5. Dubshack (the gallows)
6. brian (Sit back and watch die from just out of reach)
7. EVO TERRA!!! (18 blown earphones fucker)
8. Ian (depending on mood)
March 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
list 2
*Thinks of people he likes*
*thinks how weird it is to refer to self in 3rd person*
*Thinks he sounds like bob dole*
*Thinks he needs to stop rambling*
1. Eliza (Give her a pony or 2)
2. Debbie (Give Pyrex Dildo she talked about)
3. Trampas (Give More geek, less sex)
4. Eliza (Give Her own penis)
5 Mike (LOST OF BEER)
6. Tim, not Darcy’s Dad (Key to beer fridge and all the beer he can drink, and still be inteligible)
7. Karen From Kalifornia, *moans* (whatever she wants!)
March 12th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
getting sick of me yet?
yes? good, but i’m not done yet
no? prepare for more!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
*in sing-song voice*
brian drank the water
Brian is no more
cause what he tought was H2O was H2SO4†
† if you got that you are a TRUE geek.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
done for now…
i’ll be back tomorrow with LOTS more!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
tim
March 13th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Jeas, and to think I actually read two of those.
I think I’m gonna go compose a CD full of shitty music and sell it on CD Baby just for that.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Elisa witha penis… What would she do with it first? I wander…
I hope Mike is doning better.
Listen to old Wingin it is like smoking resin your bowl. It helps but it just no the same.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I guess I’ve reached the point where I’ve heard so much Wingin’ It and so much Farpoint when something like this happens I get far more concerned over Mike getting better or whoevers sick or whatever unfortunate reason there isn’t a show, if there is an unfortunate reason, that the fact that there isn’t another hour added to the years worth of material all ready presented just doesn’t even enter my mind anymore. I mean I’m not saying I don’t care about the show… I guess I’m saying now that I’ve done it and been a podcaster I’m a lot less demanding on other podcasters. Its a hard job with little to no payback. And especially where Wingin’ It is concerned, theres no point getting upset over a missed show. It always comes back.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Somehow I imagine Eliza running after Mr. Eliza, her newly-grown penis in hand, shouting, “Come On! If you relax, it’ll feel great!”
March 13th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
ComputerKing… lol… What I find most disturbing is that you referred to as ‘newly grown’. That it wouldn’t be a transplant off of a cadaver. For some reason I’m suspecting Mr. Eliza would demand certain ethnic groups.
I can’t decide which is more disturbing.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
You’re both disturbing.
And coming from me, that’s disturbing.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Hey Dub I was just reaching for a pot joke. Can you pass the chips. Thanks man…%)
March 13th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
For some reason I think lysis penis would be detachable. She would probably keep it in her medicine cabinet. I don’t know why.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Please don’t get sick again. All I’ve had to listen to this week are videogame podcasts. I’m starting to get tired of listening to the same nasally bastards talking about the same stuff over and over again.
P.S. – It snowed in Mississippi last weekend.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
2. Debbie (Give Pyrex Dildo she talked about)
I already got it last April, just in time for my birthday. It’s pretty.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
glad to hear that debbie…
pics please?
March 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
>>>>>@tim and darcy low Says:
March 12th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
tim
i only put you on there cause i needed an extra person
>>>>>@Trucker Overdrive Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Elisa witha penis… What would she do with it first? I wander…
I hope Mike is doning better.
Listen to old Wingin it is like smoking resin your bowl. It helps but it just no the same
i like Dragonpage Wingin’It.
>>>>>@ComputerKing Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Somehow I imagine Eliza running after Mr. Eliza, her newly-grown penis in hand, shouting, “Come On! If you relax, it’ll feel great!”
the most disturbing thing i’ve ever heard, and i’ve heard dubshack talking,
>>>>>@Trucker Overdrive Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
What I find most disturbing is that you referred to as ‘newly grown’. That it wouldn’t be a transplant off of a cadaver. For some reason I’m suspecting Mr. Eliza would demand certain ethnic groups.
I can’t decide which is more disturbing.
*blinks numerous times*
uhhh. damn. just damn
that’s all i got people.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I like how the labels are changing with this years election. It used to be we were pot smoking hippies. Now we’re part of “The Latte Sipping Crowd.”
March 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
lets break the episode 69 wingin’it post record. who’s up to it?
March 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
>>>>>@Dubshack Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I like how the labels are changing with this years election. It used to be we were pot smoking hippies. Now we’re part of “The Latte Sipping Crowd.”
i’m a half-caf. mocha person myself.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I take my coffee black, and I’m hoping on November 5th the rest of America will too.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I want to be part of the “High Priced Escort Crowd”
March 13th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
First I need the cash to be able to blow it on a blow job.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
say it loud Dub is black and he’s proud!
March 13th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
The first thing I’d do with my new wiener? Pee my name on a wall. Or sidewalk. Or something.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Eliza you rock in so many ways!
March 13th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
eliza is the best
March 13th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Has everyone seen the new edit on the Tim Cuttlefish eating video? it is on our new YouTube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=FarpointMedia
March 13th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Mike, hope you and Lorrie get better soon. Debbie (Western Australia)
Regarding #13 Brian says: Chris – So you can get irony and sarcasm from text? Sweet. I wish I was able get that from just words on a page *smirk*
Thought you might enjoy this from a contributor on the BBC (UK)website in the live text on the 2nd day of the 2nd Test (”cricket”) between England and New Zealand:
“On the sarcasm/irony debate I remember hearing a fabled story about a professor who was explaining that in some languages a double negative is negative and in some languages it is a positive but nowhere is a double positive a negative, to which a student at the back responded ‘yeah right.’ Classic.”
March 14th, 2008 at 8:22 am
I want 69 post…
March 14th, 2008 at 9:56 am
>>>>>@CrazyChris Says:
glad to hear that debbie…
pics please?
http://members.cox.net/spellwight/b858.jpg
Or did you mean in use? In which case, uh no.
1874 Responses to “Wingin’ It #69. Rotsa Ruck.
Eliza, I’m pretty sure that’s what all women would do first. What’s second?
March 15th, 2008 at 11:25 am
well then trucker, post 11 comments in a row.