Wingin’ It 3D #030: My god, it’s full of scotch

Happy Birthday to Mike!

As usual we have Michael, The Chorus of Voices™, Glenrothes 1991 and beer too!

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  • Happy Birthday to Krazy Joe, Tim, Kris and Mike.
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  • Mike says,”I LOVE SCOTCH!”
  • Beer roll call – Rogue Chipotle Ale, Lost Coast 8-ball Stout, Sam Adams Boston Lager, Bigfoot barleywine, Ace ciders and Joe is drinking a Blue Lagoon.
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  • Theme for the Fool party – White Trash? 70′s key party? Waterworld?
  • Jay Emmitt brings us another Films that Time Forgot – Enemy Mine.
  • Topic – Chris from Silver Springs – Over generalizing on Christianity.
  • Organized Religion vs Spirituality.
  • Extremists have given everyone a BAD NAME. *GASP!* Imagine that!?!?
  • The New Deadly Sins – We’re now up to 14?? I could have sworn WI3D was #13.
  • Tim is all about ideals except those touted by Tom Cruise.
  • Scott Sigler wants you to buy his book on April 1st. DO IT!
  • Topic – Gary from Jacksonville – Kill the US penny.
  • Religion, Economics, Scotch, and Ferengi… Only on WI3D.
  • Tosus from Germany – Tuna Pizza taste test. Tuna and tomato sauce??
  • Topic – Brian describes The Buffalo Theory.
  • Yes, worst impression ever. Shut the fuck up.
  • It’s the Dynamics of the Quantums.
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  • The 3 stages of a Drunk Krazy Joe.
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  • Eliza and a belly dancing story. Jesus was there!
  • Debbie brings the downer story, Tim’s title, Krazy Joe’s goatee theory, shaving your bush, yeast infections, frosted bush, Eliza and innate goodness, Japanese Junk punchers, and Doug sucks at video games.
  • Scotch report – Mike and Doug have almost killed the bottle
  • The Spocker, the Deal breaker and The Bathleth
  • THIS WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER!

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Joe Murphy Memorial

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Comments

  1. Gazerbeam says:

    Hooray for March Sci-Fi geeks! (meesa born 3/14)

  2. Michael Mennega says:

    Wow… What do we have to say in this show to get people to post here? LOL Hello… WI fans… You out there?

  3. Jason of West Oz says:

    For the last few minutes I’m not sure if video cast would be a good or a bad thing.

    I’m just sending in a voicemail about pennies and buffalo theory. Hope it gets played as it runs over 30 seconds, almost a minute.

  4. Jimmy B says:

    I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m stunned into silence.

  5. Michael Mennega says:

    Anyone taking this show seriously, has not been paying attention for the last two years. ;-)
    It’s all just show, and drunken madness.

  6. ComputerKing says:

    Pics of Eliza in Belly Dance Costume, Please?

    or Pics of Debbie in Eliza’s Belly Dance costume?

  7. Crazy Chris says:

    oh, no. the scotch is empty. what now?
    oh wait, THERE’S BEER!

  8. Dubshack says:

    In the end I felt it best not to comment on this episode. I think the only thing I can really say is that this is a topic that can’t be properly articulated while drinking.

    As much as I’d love to report to you how much this concerns a finite section of the Farpoint Media hardcore listenership(being as how I’m the guy who jokes about everyone, admitted I was a Christian on air and somehow drew all these people to me), I feel as though reporting it would be futile. Its an argument that serves nothing, and in the end is probably best left ignored with the advice of “This is our opinion, if you don’t like it don’t listen to it.”

    Because if you’re actually trying to reach out to people, which I fully realize you’re not, you’re certainly only digging yourselves deeper into a hole you have no chance of escaping from.

    No, far best to say “this is our message, if you don’t like it, don’t listen.” At least your clear and not sending mix signals. All this accomplished, at least to those who weren’t able to finally admit that you were all drunk when you discussed it, was send mixed signals and confuse the hell out of people.

    Farpoint Media does not have an appropriate platform for you guys to reconcile your phantom ideologies with those who enjoy your podcasts but are occaisionally offended by how far you take a joke. My best advice at this point is to not even try. People will respect you more for at least being honest about that.

    But then I’m sure you knew that all ready. The fact that you went there anyway I found bewildering, but its your show. If you want to confuse the hell out of people, thats your perogative. Hell, if it were me, I might even enjoy it.

    But if you’re looking for articulate discussion to come of this… I wouldn’t hold my breath.

    And there I go. I said I wasn’t going to say anything.

  9. Mike H (Mike Stark in Second Life) says:

    I wouldn’t worry about offending anyone in regards to your opinions on religion, or anything else for that matter. I listen to this show strictly for entertainment. All of you getting together here once a week reminds me of the group I used to hang with before we all moved away from each other. As long as people respect the opinions of others, you don’t have to agree to enjoy the conversation. Besides, those most offended by religious remarks would seem to be the ones with the most issues regarding their beliefs.

    Those who believe in God, as I do, should realize that he can take care of himself. If he ever gets offended, I’m sure he’ll let the offender know. I tend to approach alternative religious beliefs like I do women…I resign myself to the fact that I’ll never understand them and it gets me so much farther in life.

  10. Brian says:

    Boy I’m sure glad Dub has us all figured out saves me the time I had set aside to do that. PHEW! I owe you one Dub!

  11. Debbie says:

    Ain’t nobody gonna figure me out. I have layers. I’m deeeeeep.

  12. Arkle says:

    Nitpick: Actually, the country was founded as a secular nation, and some of the founding fathers were deists, agnositc, and in the case of Thoams Jefferson one step shy of a full blown atheist. The whole “christian nation” is just revisionist history.

  13. Arkle says:

    Revisionist history BTW is the main theme of one of the most popular segments on my own show, The MILF & Cookies podcast! arkle.silver-gateway.com

    Yeah, I couldn’t resist the plug. I wasn’t going to do it but the word revisionist just clicked a trigger in my brain.

  14. tim and darcy low says:

    Debbie’s a onion?

    Tim

  15. My opinion about religion as a topic. Usually, it’s just uncomfortable and boring. At best you’ll piss people off. Die in the wool Jews are just as annoying as conservative Christians and as spiritualist and atheists. Yes, atheists you are just as annoying as Christians. Everybody has the answer.

    Let’s just drop the topic before even the diehard content providers get alienated.

    Back to 1970′s vaguest swinger references. Hey Brian I got my set of keys.

    So Debbie how deep are you? ;)

  16. Teesachu says:

    All history is revisionist. Even if you were there, you’d still be filtering it through your own views of the world.

  17. Teesachu says:

    Oops, clicked through before I was done.

    Now, I’m with Trucker Overdrive (literally teehee). Dancing around and waving keys at Brian is probably safer :)

  18. Crazy Chris says:

    damn, where are those keys. there they are….

  19. Dubshack says:

    You know what Brian, NOBODY can figure you fuckers out, and I don’t know why I bother even trying. So I give up. Go to hell.

  20. Brian says:

    Wow! I made Dubshack turn into Crazy Chris! Am I good OR WHAT?!?!!?

    I know, I know.. Or What…

    Trucker – So is that one foot tap or two??

    Arkle – you forgot the Freemasons. Those bastards ALWAYS are up to something!

  21. tim and darcy low says:

    My god. What have you done???? Now they will whine in unison!!! Oh the humanity of it all. I’m going back to NPR. Terry Gross take me away!!!!

    Tim

    :P

  22. Michael Mennega says:

    The day you guys figure us out, that’s the day this show ends.
    Never assume for a minute that any of this is real. ;-)

  23. Dubshack says:

    Oh well in that case I’m a 7 foot tall black guy with a 400 inch penis who hates violence, which is why I don’t do anal.

  24. Dubshack says:

    Here we go. From here on out I’m referring to this show as Wingin’ It: Dallas.

  25. Crazy Chris says:

    #Brian Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    Wow! I made Dubshack turn into Crazy Chris! Am I good OR WHAT?!?!!?

    Dub could never be me…
    not easy enough to piss him off…
    so

    FUCK ALL Y’ALL

  26. Dubshack says:

    Yeah, and plus, clearly I’m a MAN, whereas Crazy Chris… no fucking idea. Man, woman… What the hell are you anyway?

  27. Crazy Chris says:

    come over and find out.

  28. Guy’s don’t want to get in the midle but I like all of you guy’s. Let’s all just relax have a go time. Mike never going to bring that topic back up again. I don’t want to see it rip a show we all love apart. :)

  29. Brian says:

    Right, because we NEVER bring up things we’ve talked about before……..again…………..

  30. Brian, I am trying to make nice. I don’t want guys to lose listener and people that funny shit for the show. Stop stoking to fires to just a week please… I love you guys and like how you stir the pot but just chill for a week or two… please…..

  31. Dubshack says:

    I dunno about stirring, but there certainly seems to be a lot of pot. ;)

  32. Brian says:

    I was going to respond to Trucker but I get lost in trying to read what he’s saying?

    So something about listeners getting Lost? andd people shit funny?

    I’m with Dub seems to be a lot of something being smoked here and it’s not by us!

  33. Dubshack says:

    I’d just like to take a moment to talk about my sanity. Seems theres this impression out there that I have none. Quite the contrary. Once, long ago, I did have sanity. She was a beautiful girl, 4’9″, long, red hair with a firey temper of which the scars have only recently healed. She married some dude named Jerred and traveled the world, eventually ditching him in India and landing herself a job as flight attendant at LAX working for Virgin Atlantic. She cut off her beautiful red hair and died it blonde, and parties every night like it’s 1999. She even changed her myspace page to “Single”, I think just to piss me off.

    I’ll admit, sometimes I still miss my sanity. But then I read threads like this and realize… Wow, I’m so glad the bitch is gone.

  34. Crazy Chris says:

    what the fuck dubshack?
    what the fuck.

  35. Dubshack says:

    Just making sure no one has figured *me* out yet. ;)

  36. Brian says:

    OH yeah.. I figured Dub out a long time ago. ;)

    You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.

    We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.

    Ahh Dub! Awesome as always. You sir, are my hero.

  37. Dubshack says:

    This is the last time I’m gonna say this Brian. If you wanna get in my pants, you’re gonna have to wear the wizard hat.

  38. Michael Mennega says:

    Scotch is my friend. He’s the only one that understands me. I LOVE YOU SCOTCH! *sniff*
    I know you love me too. BBQ, dirty owl lives the mixer in my brain…
    See, only you Scotch understands me……….

    (Ok… that was just weird.)

  39. Brian says:

    Dub – Why do *I* always have to play Dumbledore??? Why can’t I play Harry?

  40. tim and darcy low says:

    # Brian Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 7:02 am

    Dub – Why do *I* always have to play Dumbledore??? Why can’t I play Harry?

    They make you play a gay head master? Maybe we won’t visit the studio after all. I’m A feared now.

    Tim

  41. tim and darcy low says:

    # Dubshack Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    I’d just like to take a moment to talk about my sanity. Seems theres this impression out there that I have none. Quite the contrary. Once, long ago, I did have sanity. She was a beautiful girl, 4′9″, long, red hair with a firey temper of which the scars have only recently healed. She married some dude named Jerred and traveled the world, eventually ditching him in India and landing herself a job as flight attendant at LAX working for Virgin Atlantic. She cut off her beautiful red hair and died it blonde, and parties every night like it’s 1999. She even changed her myspace page to “Single”, I think just to piss me off.

    I’ll admit, sometimes I still miss my sanity. But then I read threads like this and realize… Wow, I’m so glad the bitch is gone.

    That was SANDY Dub, not ……. Ah nevermind. lol.

    Tim

  42. tim and darcy low says:

    # Michael Mennega Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 5:31 am

    Scotch is my friend. He’s the only one that understands me. I LOVE YOU SCOTCH! *sniff*
    I know you love me too. BBQ, dirty owl lives the mixer in my brain…
    See, only you Scotch understands me……….

    (Ok… that was just weird.)

    Someone cut him off before he starts singing show tunes.

    Tim

  43. Dubshack says:

    Why do you always play Dumbledor? Because you’re taller than me, and that ponytail makes it easier to hold on.

    Besides, I thought you liked the phoenix feather wand.

  44. Michael Mennega says:

    Oh… When a man’s an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
    And yet I’m torn apart.
    Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
    If I only had some Scotch…

  45. Dubshack says:

    There is no scotch.

  46. Rhettro says:

    Funny. The only question that got raised in my mind from listening to this episode was “How exactly does a man administer to another man a “spocker?”

  47. Brian says:

    Rhett – Next time you’re in the studio I’ll show you. ;)

  48. Rhettro says:

    Ah, a good use of the Video cast.

  49. Tosus says:

    The Scotch is a lie.

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