Rule 35 - “If no porn is found of it, it will be created.”
As usual we have Michael, The Chorus of Voices ™, beer and a LOT of F-Bombs.
This week’s Wingin’ It is brought to you by…
The Rap Battle has begun! Tosus from Germany has stepped into the ring.
Pool Party Talk - 68 to 70 F. It’s beginning to warm up.
Please RSVP for the pool party.
Eliza got a present. Thank you to the kind person who sent her the 20th Anniversary Edition of The Princess Bride
Uhm. I have NO idea who sent this in or what exactly they are singing…Enjoy?!
AH! It was Curnir who sent that in. Translation can found here.
Topic - Tim The Enchanted Fridge - Bullies and YouTube.
Media and exposure to the bad things. Are they on the rise or it is perception?
Congestion and people in other’s business. Reality TV is to blame.
Butts are made for spanking so says Mike. I think Mike needs to disciplined!
Debbie pulls out the “You don’t have kids so you have no clue card”.
Brian shuts down Tim. Tim cries like a pussy. Of course maybe Brian was too hard on him?
Eliza brings the left turn - Ephebophilia. This is not to be confused with ephebiphobia.
How many beers does it take to make Yooper funny?
Topic - CA Sizemore - Gilligan’s Island is the source of all sci-fi archetypes?
Any story will have character archetypes.
So who in the WI3D group is who?
Firefly and Gilligan’s Island archetypes.
Suzie needs a logo for her podcast, How To Grow Your Geek. Help her out.
Free Talk Time
TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS! We do love sci-fi!
Alien, sleepovers, cartoons, sibling torture/fighting, Montana Russians, adoption, hermaphrodites, Nebraska mistresses, John Magnum, Fbomb money, Debbie needs a sponsor for her lonely female parts.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
w00t, first comment…
uhh.. i’d like to thank dubshack for getting the fuck off my podcast.
y00p3r (bastard),Oklahoma (either state or musical) is not to be mentioned by you especially when drunk in any way.
Tim, Hitler, you suck.
Brian…. *Growls*
Mike, i miss Evil Terror too
Eliza… lollipop… *moans* … moving on
Debbie, JUST FUCKING SWALLOW, save some time.
Tosus, great fucking rap.
i’m done.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
oh, i forgot, bring back Summer. please. and when she does, can she talk about Philip Dick again, or Michael MorCock (sp?)
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Hey guys, if someone was to contribute, say a rap for instance, which email should someone use that would get through… the mike at farpointmedia dot net address for example?
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
They all go to the same place. Any email for me gets though.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Thanks Mike.
Tosus, oh dear jumpin’ jeebus. Great freakin’ job.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Just tell me if your a man or a woman so I can chastize you accordingly all ready.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:03 am
# Dubshack Says:
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Just tell me if your a man or a woman so I can chastize you accordingly all ready.
We tried that with Crazy Chris, still have no idea wtf it is. I am voting for a child left behind myself.
Tim
April 24th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Hmmmm, “O fliker com slo-mai”,
could that be Irish for “Baby Got Back?”
April 24th, 2008 at 8:06 am
this show had me pissed off!
How can a person with no children ever try to manipulate how children get raised? ( and no, nieces and nephews dont count). Theres a huge difference with abuse and discipline.
I really want to see how Brian would survive with 2 boys.
I wouldnt say its an urban suburban or rural thing i believe its a culture thing. Im Puerto Rican and for us if u dont spank your child your a bad parent.
I used to get my ass beat all the time and i turned out to be a great person. My brother didnt get it half as bad as i did and he’s the biggest loser and a dead beat dad. hmmm … What worked?
FYI ….
Noble Peon rap song coming soon. HOLLA!
April 24th, 2008 at 9:00 am
NP - BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You’re funny.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Damn, this show is so funny, I’m starting to listen to it for a third go around. Excellent all around, except maybe Brian’s “Eat a Dick” cheap shot on Herr Timmler.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:03 am
No, autism is is not on the rise. Why? The definition of autism has broadened and professionals have become better at diagnosing it. So yes the number of reported cases has risen but only because the medical profession has become better at recognizing it.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
“Oh, Flickr, come slow - my, come slow my”?
A Song about a web photo-sharing app?
Also, a big thank you to Debbie for her “Pay it to play it” policy idea regarding f-bombs. Without you this episode would not be possible!
April 24th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I hate quoting Hilary Clinton, but it takes a village to raise a child. Parents who think their children are influenced by no one but them are fucking delusional.
I wouldn’t have survived, and barely did at that if it hadn’t been for a crazy Vietnam Vet who secretly took me in like a son when my parents weren’t looking while they were off under the oppressive thumb of the Jehovah’s Witnesses. I lived in two worlds back then, and I’m still waiting to figure out which is real. But what saves me is clinging to the good times I was able to have as a child, and even though I lived with my parents full time, none of those memories involve them.
So Mr. NoblePeon, you can kiss MY ass and eat a dick.
April 24th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
#tim and darcy low Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 12:03 am
# Dubshack Says:
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Just tell me if your a man or a woman so I can chastize you accordingly all ready.
We tried that with Crazy Chris, still have no idea wtf it is. I am voting for a child left behind myself.
Tim
i’m a guy… can we just end this old ass joke?
April 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Not much of a guy are you?
(you people had to see that coming)
April 24th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
CC - Really??!!? Dang I just lost $10.
April 24th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Dude I lost $30 betting he was transgendered. And my ass is broke!
April 24th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
You know what would be a great piece of content though. Trucker Overdrive has been doing this Biscuit Slash Fic for Kulturekast, he did this awesome one between Biscuit and Scott Sigler. I wonder if he could pull off one between, say Crazy Chris and the entire Lolipop Guild from Wizard of Oz. Or the Oompa Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
It’s always great when a heated debate comes along and he’s here to defuse it with a fantastic gay joke, thats what I’ve come to love about this place.
April 24th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
i’ll posst a pic to prove it.
April 24th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
http://s121.photobucket.com/albums/o237/baddness18/?action=view¤t=122332.jpg
April 24th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Defuse? Is that like when you pull the wick out?
April 24th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Oh I get it now. Crazy Chris is like… 13 and his balls haven’t dropped yet. Don’t worry little fella! It’ll happen someday and if not I’m sure they have surgery for that sort of thing!
April 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Come on, everyone. Let’s play nice and be happy and loving!
..or else.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Oh God I think I’m going to die laughing. Holy crap.
Tell me Chris, how many leather trench coats do you own? Bwahahahahahah!!!!
April 25th, 2008 at 4:31 am
…..
April 25th, 2008 at 6:10 am
It only takes a village to raise a child when the parents cant do it themselves. No self respecting parent would ever let anyone tell them how to raise there child.
When a child does good … “Look at little Dubby such a good kid. i helped raised him.”
When a child does bad … “Look at that bastard little Dubby. That aint my kid and if it were i’d whoop his ass!”
Hey Dubby it seems as if u ate a dick by the sounds of it
April 25th, 2008 at 6:19 am
It’s Hello Kitty not Black & Decker….priceless
April 25th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Don’t dish it if you can’t take it Chris. a little ribbing is fine, but you tend to take it to the extreme. take a pill, and a realize your not impressing folks. you just dont seem to get the humor on winging it.
just MHO
Tim
April 25th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Your not talking about self respect, your talking about PRIDE, which is pretty much the ultimate form of destruction of a childs psyche, whether society accepts them or not.
A smart parent understands that there are things in this world they’ve never experienced and are humble enough to know when advice is needed and where its best applied.
But you seem to come from the ignorant stock so who the fuck cares, I could argue that beef comes from cows and you’d probably be a chicken shit about that too.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:37 am
All righty. It appears that we need to go back to the fluffy/non-serious nature of WI3D. So I think this will probably be the end of any “serious” topics. So I guess we shall see what the future holds.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I sent in a good non-serious topic last night that should get a few laughs.
Unfortunately don’t have time to give you a recap for Saturday because of FPR 8, but since Lonna is out all weekend I should have time to give you one for the next ep.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am
# Brian Says:
April 25th, 2008 at 8:37 am
All righty. It appears that we need to go back to the fluffy/non-serious nature of WI3D. So I think this will probably be the end of any “serious” topics. So I guess we shall see what the future holds.
serious? winging it??? shirley you jest.
Tim
April 25th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Dub - Isn’t this supposed to be a random bit? So do it whenever you have time/energy/creative juice for it. So fire one of whenever.. because none of this is real. You life and health that is real.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
To try to get this away from the topic that may end up with people tossing serious insults around, although that may be too late, and to let people know, that foreign language bit in the ep was Swedish and done by Curnir. He posted a link to the lyrics in the chatroom which has an english translation on it as well. I’ll look it up and post it later.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am
What? Fluffy? TIME TO TALK ABOUT KITTIES AND PUPPIES AND BABY GOATS AND PONIES AND ITTY BITTY BABY JELLYFISHIES AND RACCOONS AND BABY BEARS!!
Wingin’ It ED - Eliza Dimensional!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:32 am
AND OMG SHEEP!! HOW COULD I FORGET SHEEPIES???
April 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am
http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/beat-me-by-bedlam-bards.shtml for the lyrics and translation of Curnir’s song
April 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Itty bitty baby jellyfishies are fluffy?
April 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
My life and health isn’t real either, at least until the doctors can determine otherwise.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
i enjoy the humor of wingin it, and i can tke it like i dish it. this joke hs just gotten very old.
April 25th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Alan - Thanks! I’ve linked to it in the notes and given Curnir credit.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Apparently we’ve so frustrated Chris that he’s gone and ripped out his poor “a” key…
April 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
NO sheep! Unless Tim is doing something unnatural to it for WI3D Fear Factor.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Debbie I believe bestiality is illegal in most states. I dunno about Arizona though. You should ask the Ranting Scottsman, he seems to know all about bestiality law in the US for some reason.
April 26th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Petting a jellyfish is something suitable only for Wingin It Fear Factor.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
# Debbie Says:
April 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
NO sheep! Unless Tim is doing something unnatural to it for WI3D Fear Factor.
This gives me a idea. (evil grin)
Tim
April 27th, 2008 at 12:25 am
I promise you I have a better one.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:24 am
If it’s the one he mentioned in SL then Dub’s idea is great, but I doubt they’ll do it
April 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
so Eliza, “Hello kitty, not black and decker” what are you saying? do you have a black and decker vibrator? how would that work, would it be a converted drill?
April 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Crazy Chris Says:
April 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
so Eliza, “Hello kitty, not black and decker” what are you saying? do you have a black and decker vibrator? how would that work, would it be a converted drill?
Converted rotary sander maybe? Router? Something like a Hitachi Magic Wand, but with More Power(TM)?
April 27th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
See Naked Gun 2 1/2.
April 27th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Chris, Debbie is the one that said that, not me.
WE ARE NOT BRIAN AND TIM DAMMIT!
April 27th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
True - Tim and I don’t talk about yeast infections and how we’re not getting laid.
April 27th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Yo Chris - better tghan black and decher
http://img.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/gfx/fucksall_thumb.jpg
NWS and NCS.
Sorry, I;m a little intozicated and the Screech is sleep right HERE so aI can’t turn the light on to see the ksey.
April 27th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Brian, you and Tim are geeks and I think you’re both married. Double whammy - of course you’re not getting laid.
First rule of “not getting laid” club, don’t talk about not getting laid.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:28 am
#Miss Eliza Sea Says:
April 27th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Chris, Debbie is the one that said that, not me. WE ARE NOT BRIAN AND TIM DAMMIT!
really? sounds like something you’d say, and it sounded like you. besides, i can tell the difference between brian and tim, Tim sounds like hitler and brian sounds like an ass.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:40 am
I actually spat coffee over my laptop when Debbie wanted sponsoring
April 28th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Shane - So I’m getting laid??
Chris - Heh. let the Godwin-ing begin again!
Debbie - Friends don’t let friends drink and post. So would this be like the modern day equivalent to drunk dialing??
April 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Geeze Brian I wasn’t offering. Go solicit somewhere else. Naughty boy.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:07 am
*LOL* I got nothing I can add to this.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Wow I need to get new glasses or something, it looked for a minute there like Debbie said she was doing it with Screech.
Wouldn’t be a bad idea, he could probably use the lay.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Hey you with the dirty mind.
The Screech is the super-hero name I’ve dumped on my 18-month-old grandaughter! Cuz she like, has a screech that could bring a grown man to their knees. Alas, she’s a light sleeper. Don’t all superheroes have a weakness?
April 29th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Heya Mike M, did an email from me with a mp3 attached make it through to you? Not trying to nag or nuthin’, just want to know if I should re-send it or not.
Thanks