Comments on: Wingin’ It 3D #035: Somebody set up us the F-bomb.

By: Shane from Sydney

Shane from Sydney — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:47:43 +0000

Heya Mike M, did an email from me with a mp3 attached make it through to you? Not trying to nag or nuthin’, just want to know if I should re-send it or not.

Thanks

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:18:09 +0000

Hey you with the dirty mind.

The Screech is the super-hero name I’ve dumped on my 18-month-old grandaughter! Cuz she like, has a screech that could bring a grown man to their knees. Alas, she’s a light sleeper. Don’t all superheroes have a weakness?

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:23:52 +0000

Wow I need to get new glasses or something, it looked for a minute there like Debbie said she was doing it with Screech.

Wouldn’t be a bad idea, he could probably use the lay.

By: Arkle

Arkle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:07:21 +0000

*LOL* I got nothing I can add to this.

By: Shane from Sydney

Shane from Sydney — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:01:56 +0000

Geeze Brian I wasn’t offering. Go solicit somewhere else. Naughty boy.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:50:02 +0000

Shane – So I’m getting laid??

Chris – Heh. let the Godwin-ing begin again!

Debbie – Friends don’t let friends drink and post. So would this be like the modern day equivalent to drunk dialing??

By: Grahame A from the UK

Grahame A from the UK — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:40:50 +0000

I actually spat coffee over my laptop when Debbie wanted sponsoring

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:28:28 +0000

#Miss Eliza Sea Says:
April 27th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Chris, Debbie is the one that said that, not me. WE ARE NOT BRIAN AND TIM DAMMIT!

really? sounds like something you’d say, and it sounded like you. besides, i can tell the difference between brian and tim, Tim sounds like hitler and brian sounds like an ass.

By: Shane from Sydney

Shane from Sydney — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:03:29 +0000

Brian, you and Tim are geeks and I think you’re both married. Double whammy – of course you’re not getting laid.

First rule of “not getting laid” club, don’t talk about not getting laid.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:37:40 +0000

Yo Chris – better tghan black and decher

http://img.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/gfx/fucksall_thumb.jpg

NWS and NCS.

Sorry, I;m a little intozicated and the Screech is sleep right HERE so aI can’t turn the light on to see the ksey.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:11:43 +0000

True – Tim and I don’t talk about yeast infections and how we’re not getting laid.

By: Miss Eliza Sea

Miss Eliza Sea — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:51:40 +0000

Chris, Debbie is the one that said that, not me. WE ARE NOT BRIAN AND TIM DAMMIT!

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:51:33 +0000

See Naked Gun 2 1/2.

By: Tosus

Tosus — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:35:38 +0000

Crazy Chris Says:
April 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

so Eliza, “Hello kitty, not black and decker” what are you saying? do you have a black and decker vibrator? how would that work, would it be a converted drill?

Converted rotary sander maybe? Router? Something like a Hitachi Magic Wand, but with More Power(TM)?

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:21:48 +0000

so Eliza, “Hello kitty, not black and decker” what are you saying? do you have a black and decker vibrator? how would that work, would it be a converted drill?

By: Alanfromtheuk

Alanfromtheuk — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:24:30 +0000

If it’s the one he mentioned in SL then Dub’s idea is great, but I doubt they’ll do it

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:25:07 +0000

I promise you I have a better one.

By: tim and darcy low

tim and darcy low — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:20:46 +0000

# Debbie Says:
April 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

NO sheep! Unless Tim is doing something unnatural to it for WI3D Fear Factor.

This gives me a idea. (evil grin)

Tim

By: Arkle

Arkle — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:12:15 +0000

Petting a jellyfish is something suitable only for Wingin It Fear Factor.

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:28:56 +0000

Debbie I believe bestiality is illegal in most states. I dunno about Arizona though. You should ask the Ranting Scottsman, he seems to know all about bestiality law in the US for some reason.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:23:30 +0000

NO sheep! Unless Tim is doing something unnatural to it for WI3D Fear Factor.

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:25:42 +0000

Apparently we’ve so frustrated Chris that he’s gone and ripped out his poor “a” key…

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:01:39 +0000

Alan – Thanks! I’ve linked to it in the notes and given Curnir credit.

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:17:34 +0000

i enjoy the humor of wingin it, and i can tke it like i dish it. this joke hs just gotten very old.

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:29:59 +0000

My life and health isn’t real either, at least until the doctors can determine otherwise.

By: Alanfromtheuk

Alanfromtheuk — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:49:55 +0000

Itty bitty baby jellyfishies are fluffy?

By: Alanfromtheuk

Alanfromtheuk — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:49:12 +0000

http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/beat-me-by-bedlam-bards.shtml for the lyrics and translation of Curnir’s song

By: Miss Eliza Sea

Miss Eliza Sea — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:32:26 +0000

AND OMG SHEEP!! HOW COULD I FORGET SHEEPIES???

By: Miss Eliza Sea

Miss Eliza Sea — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:31:46 +0000

What? Fluffy? TIME TO TALK ABOUT KITTIES AND PUPPIES AND BABY GOATS AND PONIES AND ITTY BITTY BABY JELLYFISHIES AND RACCOONS AND BABY BEARS!!

Wingin’ It ED – Eliza Dimensional!

By: Alanfromtheuk

Alanfromtheuk — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:16:15 +0000

To try to get this away from the topic that may end up with people tossing serious insults around, although that may be too late, and to let people know, that foreign language bit in the ep was Swedish and done by Curnir. He posted a link to the lyrics in the chatroom which has an english translation on it as well. I’ll look it up and post it later.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:24:43 +0000

Dub – Isn’t this supposed to be a random bit? So do it whenever you have time/energy/creative juice for it. So fire one of whenever.. because none of this is real. You life and health that is real.

By: tim and darcy low

tim and darcy low — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:05:08 +0000

# Brian Says:
April 25th, 2008 at 8:37 am

All righty. It appears that we need to go back to the fluffy/non-serious nature of WI3D. So I think this will probably be the end of any “serious” topics. So I guess we shall see what the future holds.

serious? winging it??? shirley you jest.

Tim

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:44:06 +0000

I sent in a good non-serious topic last night that should get a few laughs.

Unfortunately don’t have time to give you a recap for Saturday because of FPR 8, but since Lonna is out all weekend I should have time to give you one for the next ep.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:37:27 +0000

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:08:12 +0000

Your not talking about self respect, your talking about PRIDE, which is pretty much the ultimate form of destruction of a childs psyche, whether society accepts them or not.

A smart parent understands that there are things in this world they’ve never experienced and are humble enough to know when advice is needed and where its best applied.

But you seem to come from the ignorant stock so who the fuck cares, I could argue that beef comes from cows and you’d probably be a chicken shit about that too.

By: tim and darcy low

tim and darcy low — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:01:06 +0000

Don’t dish it if you can’t take it Chris. a little ribbing is fine, but you tend to take it to the extreme. take a pill, and a realize your not impressing folks. you just dont seem to get the humor on winging it.

just MHO

Tim

By: fred

fred — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:19:20 +0000

It’s Hello Kitty not Black & Decker….priceless

By: NoblePeon

NoblePeon — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:10:52 +0000

It only takes a village to raise a child when the parents cant do it themselves. No self respecting parent would ever let anyone tell them how to raise there child.

When a child does good … “Look at little Dubby such a good kid. i helped raised him.”

When a child does bad … “Look at that bastard little Dubby. That aint my kid and if it were i’d whoop his ass!”

Hey Dubby it seems as if u ate a dick by the sounds of it

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:31:49 +0000

…..

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:42:53 +0000

Oh God I think I’m going to die laughing. Holy crap.

Tell me Chris, how many leather trench coats do you own? Bwahahahahahah!!!!

By: Miss Eliza Sea

Miss Eliza Sea — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:50:51 +0000

Come on, everyone. Let’s play nice and be happy and loving!

..or else.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:37:22 +0000

Oh I get it now. Crazy Chris is like… 13 and his balls haven’t dropped yet. Don’t worry little fella! It’ll happen someday and if not I’m sure they have surgery for that sort of thing!

By: Shane from Syd

Shane from Syd — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:38:40 +0000

Defuse? Is that like when you pull the wick out?

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:15:44 +0000

http://s121.photobucket.com/albums/o237/baddness18/?action=view&current=122332.jpg

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:06:40 +0000

i’ll posst a pic to prove it.

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:14:02 +0000

You know what would be a great piece of content though. Trucker Overdrive has been doing this Biscuit Slash Fic for Kulturekast, he did this awesome one between Biscuit and Scott Sigler. I wonder if he could pull off one between, say Crazy Chris and the entire Lolipop Guild from Wizard of Oz. Or the Oompa Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

It’s always great when a heated debate comes along and he’s here to defuse it with a fantastic gay joke, thats what I’ve come to love about this place.

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:49:47 +0000

Dude I lost $30 betting he was transgendered. And my ass is broke!

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:47:28 +0000

CC – Really??!!? Dang I just lost $10.

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:06:22 +0000

Not much of a guy are you?

(you people had to see that coming)

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:23:15 +0000

#tim and darcy low Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 12:03 am
# Dubshack Says:
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Just tell me if your a man or a woman so I can chastize you accordingly all ready.

We tried that with Crazy Chris, still have no idea wtf it is. I am voting for a child left behind myself.

Tim

i’m a guy… can we just end this old ass joke?

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:54:23 +0000

I hate quoting Hilary Clinton, but it takes a village to raise a child. Parents who think their children are influenced by no one but them are fucking delusional.

I wouldn’t have survived, and barely did at that if it hadn’t been for a crazy Vietnam Vet who secretly took me in like a son when my parents weren’t looking while they were off under the oppressive thumb of the Jehovah’s Witnesses. I lived in two worlds back then, and I’m still waiting to figure out which is real. But what saves me is clinging to the good times I was able to have as a child, and even though I lived with my parents full time, none of those memories involve them.

So Mr. NoblePeon, you can kiss MY ass and eat a dick.

By: Tosus

Tosus — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:42:40 +0000

“Oh, Flickr, come slow – my, come slow my”?
A Song about a web photo-sharing app?
Also, a big thank you to Debbie for her “Pay it to play it” policy idea regarding f-bombs. Without you this episode would not be possible!

By: Bill from MN

Bill from MN — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:03:28 +0000

No, autism is is not on the rise. Why? The definition of autism has broadened and professionals have become better at diagnosing it. So yes the number of reported cases has risen but only because the medical profession has become better at recognizing it.

By: ComputerKing

ComputerKing — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:53:43 +0000

Damn, this show is so funny, I’m starting to listen to it for a third go around. Excellent all around, except maybe Brian’s “Eat a Dick” cheap shot on Herr Timmler.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:00:37 +0000

NP – BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You’re funny.

By: NoblePeon

NoblePeon — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:06:42 +0000

this show had me pissed off!

How can a person with no children ever try to manipulate how children get raised? ( and no, nieces and nephews dont count). Theres a huge difference with abuse and discipline.
I really want to see how Brian would survive with 2 boys.

I wouldnt say its an urban suburban or rural thing i believe its a culture thing. Im Puerto Rican and for us if u dont spank your child your a bad parent.

I used to get my ass beat all the time and i turned out to be a great person. My brother didnt get it half as bad as i did and he’s the biggest loser and a dead beat dad. hmmm … What worked?

FYI ….

Noble Peon rap song coming soon. HOLLA!

By: ComputerKing

ComputerKing — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:44:15 +0000

Hmmmm, “O fliker com slo-mai”,
could that be Irish for “Baby Got Back?”

By: tim and darcy low

tim and darcy low — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:03:27 +0000

# Dubshack Says:
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Just tell me if your a man or a woman so I can chastize you accordingly all ready.

We tried that with Crazy Chris, still have no idea wtf it is. I am voting for a child left behind myself.

Tim

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:17:22 +0000

Just tell me if your a man or a woman so I can chastize you accordingly all ready.

By: Shane from Sydney

Shane from Sydney — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:20:20 +0000

Thanks Mike.

Tosus, oh dear jumpin’ jeebus. Great freakin’ job.

By: Michael Mennenga

Michael Mennenga — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:01:47 +0000

They all go to the same place. Any email for me gets though.

By: Shane from Sydney

Shane from Sydney — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:08:36 +0000

Hey guys, if someone was to contribute, say a rap for instance, which email should someone use that would get through… the mike at farpointmedia dot net address for example?

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:34:36 +0000

oh, i forgot, bring back Summer. please. and when she does, can she talk about Philip Dick again, or Michael MorCock (sp?)

By: Crazy Chris

Crazy Chris — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:32:55 +0000

w00t, first comment…
uhh.. i’d like to thank dubshack for getting the fuck off my podcast.
y00p3r (bastard),Oklahoma (either state or musical) is not to be mentioned by you especially when drunk in any way.
Tim, Hitler, you suck.
Brian…. *Growls*
Mike, i miss Evil Terror too
Eliza… lollipop… *moans* … moving on
Debbie, JUST FUCKING SWALLOW, save some time.
Tosus, great fucking rap.

i’m done.