Tasers and vodka.
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:23 am
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Leave it to the Japanese to make something cute into a shocking weapon. I love how they say it’s a “funny toy”. Strange, I don’t remember any of my “funny toys” giving a frakking shock!!
A cute pink seal stun gun. Yes, I can hear Eliza SQUEE from here.
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Don’t know what to get your bacon loving, alcoholic family members? We at WI3D have the answer, vodka infused with the essence of bacon.
Really. Bacon flavored vodka.
Yes, bacon makes EVERYTHING better.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:42 am
“Try its effect before you use it as a self-difference tool”
You gotta love Jinglish.
Bacon vodka? They take out the fat for gods sake. What good is bacon without the fat?
May 1st, 2008 at 11:11 am
OMFG IT IS ONLY SEVENTEEN DOLLARS
May 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
That cute little seal shoots the electric shock OUT IT’S BUTT!!!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
It may be called a seal, but it sure looks like a hello kitty knock off to me.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth. Duh, Mike! It’s obviously a knock off of Mamegoma.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Hello Kitty has no mouth???? That’s the saddest damn thing I ever read. I’m going to need a moment here. (sniff)
Tim
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 am
The seal reminds me of the little handshake shockers from when you old people were kids, but could replace ice for those of you orally minded.
136 serious comments on bacon-vodka, that’s why the tubes will be eternal.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
you should set up 2 donate buttons on the web site. donate to this one to have tim waterboarded or donate to the other to save tim from being waterboarded whichever one get more money by a date in the future determines his fate.
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
So Tim is going to be the new Robin…awesome.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:47 am
We have it. Next fear factor, we sit tim down and force him to watch the Golden Girls followed by Jack and the Fatman that just came out on Dvd.
Oh wait, we can’t kill him. Darn.
Tim
May 4th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Have Tim watch the Conan tv series from the 90’s
Had to counter-nuke the memory with 2 episodes of Cleopatra 2525
May 5th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Or… have Tim drink the Bacon-Flavored Vodka.
Point, set, match.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Tosus – Uhh… Where’s the fear factor in that?? 1) He loves bacon 2) he loves booze.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Bacon flavored Vodka, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Tim
May 5th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Absolut Bacon. Goes down as easy as liquid smoke.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Fear factor: Vegemite flavoured vodka? A LARGE spoonful of Vegemite stirred into shot (or 6) of vodka. Say with consistency of treacle. Yum.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
BTW, say the word and a large jar of Vegemite will be… ahem… wingin’ its way to Phoenix almost immediately…
May 5th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Shane – You might have something. I think Tim actually really likes vegemite……
Hmm.. I’ll have to ask him.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Lightly buttered on toast is one thing. Drinking it concentrated with vodka would be another.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Maybe it’s just me, but some flavors just don’t go together. But I imagine that the same process could be used with just about any flavor. Fish flavored vodka anyone?
May 7th, 2008 at 5:31 am
Know what would go good with the baconated Vodka? Choclatated Bacon
http://karagitz.blogspot.com/2005/09/chocolate-covered-bacon_28.html
Mmm, turbulent
May 7th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Shane – Send us a jar or two and we’ll see what we can do. If NOTHING else we can just have him eat the entire jar!
May 7th, 2008 at 11:49 am
And the Bacon Vodka is steeping…
Should be ready in time for the pool party, too!
Should make some kick-ass Bloody Mary’s.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
No worries Brian. Vegemite in the mail today. Might even throw in a surprise or two…