Leave it to the Japanese to make something cute into a shocking weapon. I love how they say it’s a “funny toy”. Strange, I don’t remember any of my “funny toys” giving a frakking shock!!
A cute pink seal stun gun. Yes, I can hear Eliza SQUEE from here.
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Don’t know what to get your bacon loving, alcoholic family members? We at WI3D have the answer, vodka infused with the essence of bacon.
Really. Bacon flavored vodka.
Yes, bacon makes EVERYTHING better.
“Try its effect before you use it as a self-difference tool”
You gotta love Jinglish.
Bacon vodka? They take out the fat for gods sake. What good is bacon without the fat?
OMFG IT IS ONLY SEVENTEEN DOLLARS
That cute little seal shoots the electric shock OUT IT’S BUTT!!!!!
It may be called a seal, but it sure looks like a hello kitty knock off to me.
Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth. Duh, Mike! It’s obviously a knock off of Mamegoma.
Hello Kitty has no mouth???? That’s the saddest damn thing I ever read. I’m going to need a moment here. (sniff)
Tim
The seal reminds me of the little handshake shockers from when you old people were kids, but could replace ice for those of you orally minded.
136 serious comments on bacon-vodka, that’s why the tubes will be eternal.
you should set up 2 donate buttons on the web site. donate to this one to have tim waterboarded or donate to the other to save tim from being waterboarded whichever one get more money by a date in the future determines his fate.
So Tim is going to be the new Robin…awesome.
We have it. Next fear factor, we sit tim down and force him to watch the Golden Girls followed by Jack and the Fatman that just came out on Dvd.
Oh wait, we can’t kill him. Darn.
Tim
Have Tim watch the Conan tv series from the 90′s
Had to counter-nuke the memory with 2 episodes of Cleopatra 2525
Or… have Tim drink the Bacon-Flavored Vodka.
Point, set, match.
Tosus – Uhh… Where’s the fear factor in that?? 1) He loves bacon 2) he loves booze.
Bacon flavored Vodka, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Tim
Absolut Bacon. Goes down as easy as liquid smoke.
Fear factor: Vegemite flavoured vodka? A LARGE spoonful of Vegemite stirred into shot (or 6) of vodka. Say with consistency of treacle. Yum.
BTW, say the word and a large jar of Vegemite will be… ahem… wingin’ its way to Phoenix almost immediately…
Shane – You might have something. I think Tim actually really likes vegemite……
Hmm.. I’ll have to ask him.
Lightly buttered on toast is one thing. Drinking it concentrated with vodka would be another.
Maybe it’s just me, but some flavors just don’t go together. But I imagine that the same process could be used with just about any flavor. Fish flavored vodka anyone?
Know what would go good with the baconated Vodka? Choclatated Bacon
http://karagitz.blogspot.com/2005/09/chocolate-covered-bacon_28.html
Mmm, turbulent
Shane – Send us a jar or two and we’ll see what we can do. If NOTHING else we can just have him eat the entire jar!
And the Bacon Vodka is steeping…
Should be ready in time for the pool party, too!
Should make some kick-ass Bloody Mary’s.
No worries Brian. Vegemite in the mail today. Might even throw in a surprise or two…