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Tasers and vodka.

May 01, 2008 in Bizzare News

Leave it to the Japanese to make something cute into a shocking weapon. I love how they say it’s a “funny toy”. Strange, I don’t remember any of my “funny toys” giving a frakking shock!!

A cute pink seal stun gun. Yes, I can hear Eliza SQUEE from here.

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Mastodon For Sale

Mar 17, 2008 in Bizzare News

We’ve all had our garages cluttered with all kinds of things from potted plants, bicycles, boxes stacked on boxes, but Nancy Fiddler had her garage’s much needed space occupied by the remains of a 10-foot tall, prehistoric Mastodon since it was first discovered buried on their ranch land in 1997. Everything was intact except the tusks. While the skeleton had been on display for a while at the Oakland Museum of Natural History, it was eventually given back to the Fiddlers. Now Nancy wants to get rid of it after 11 years and where better to do that than on eBay!

If you’re in the market for such a purchase be reading to fork out some serious coin, the minimum bid on this little ancient beauty is $115,000 (USD).

Why? You may ask. Would she be willing to part with such a keepsake? According to Nancy they need to make room for her son’s new passion, the building of sleek hot rods. But, Nancy also has her own guilty pleasure assigned for the space that will be opened by ridding themselves of this relic of Earth’s past — the use of their sauna, which has laid dormant for nearly 4 years. It has been serving as the storage unit for some of the beastie’s bones.

The Fiddlers figure this is the perfect time to put the hairy elephant on the market since Mastodons are getting a lot of press after the release of the new movie “10,000 B.C.” The ancient critters lived from about 15 million years in our past until their mass extinction around 10,000 years ago.

Lending credence to its authenticty and worth is paleontolgist Bruce Hanson, consultant for the Okland museum. “It’s a beautiful specimen,” stated Hanson.

Some members of academia seem upset over the proposed online bidding for such a priceless fossil. “What is it going to do? Sit on someone’s mantle?” said Mark Goodwin of the University of California Museum of Paleontology. “I would prefer to see it donated to a museum. This is our fossil heritage.”

Woman Has Two Year Relationship From Boyfriend’s Bathroom

Mar 14, 2008 in Bizzare News

Source: CBS News

Witchita, KS — A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time he called police had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said.

“She is an adult; she made her own decision,” said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. “I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it.”

The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

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